then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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