You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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