I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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