Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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