Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
