I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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