I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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