These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
