He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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