Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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