people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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