is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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