Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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