i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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