STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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