dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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