You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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