When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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