hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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