Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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