also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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