You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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