last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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