O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
