She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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