he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
God, I missed his penis.
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