come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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