All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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