So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
thus making me awesome and them whores
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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