oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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