When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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