And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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