i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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