doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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