I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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