I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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