Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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