I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
