school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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