So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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