Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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