Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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