I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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