Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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