Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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