all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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