I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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