Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
