I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
dude. I can hear the air.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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