BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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