we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
