hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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